Coffeeshop Nobody’s Place

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Very kind place with internal rules, space to spend time, nice staff and usually good quality goods

Nice coffeeshop, need to get a membership on arrival, great selection of products. Cool place to sit in, no tobacco or mobile phones allowed.

You told me You are private coffeeshop, i made myself account to buy (had to pay 5e) and when i bought weed You told me it is 3 grams in bag, got back home and it was 1,4g. Never again gonna Come to You. Never got scamed like this before, shame on You!

Homie and I went there spontaneously, immediately signed up for a membership. Friendly people, nice selection, pleasant fellow customers. Sublime

Very aptly named as nobody should go here. €5 per person to join, something we haven't come across before in Holland. The max they will sell you is 4.8g but the prices are the same for 5g everywhere else. Nice cream off boys. Then we were asked to leave because we make our joints with tobacco as well as green. Granted it may not be allowed but we were discreet and nowhere else minds. €80 including joining fees, drinks and smoke that would have been better spent in another joint (pardon the pun)

I was okay with the rude bouncer, but now that I got weed that crackles and sparks each time you inhale it is safe to say I will never come back. I am really disappointed and dont think the product is safe to consume. At all. Huge waste of money.

Some baldy baldy was mad and really rude because there was a queue in front of the shop 10 minutes before oppening. I dont know but I would be happy to be in his place, better queue than not customers at all. By the way the prices are from space. 25 eu for 1.7g of decent weed.

The worst product I have ever bought in my life. Don't be fooled,they sell a low-quality commercial chocolate at a gold price. I wouldn't take it even if it were free. Be careful...

As a first timer they treat you like your not meant to be there , they make you feel uncomfortable and not welcomed at all , as you get in you can’t even look at your phone , or transfer money through accounts as I was doing ,I understand every place has rules but from how strict it is and the way they treat you not even the bud make it worth going in there Hope everyone thinking of going think twice I know there’s not many coffe shops in venlo but for sure something better than this will exist

Enjoyed my experience there and also met some friendly People with which i drank some good coffee with me and we had good talks, i also like the no handy rule, will visit again, greetings from Austria

I totally understand the negative reviews here. This shop is the least relaxed and unfriendly coffee shop I know. You feel like you are entering a maximum security zone. On the day we were there the bouncer was very instructive and arrogant. The people were treated with real observation. We weren't treated nicely at the counter either. Not a place where you want to go. You don't have to treat people like that - even if you have a lot of rules! The negative reviews are increasing so maybe it's time for the store to change something.

We went there on Friday. Went there with my dad. My second visit. First visit was fine. Good stuff even though 60-70 is a Nah. But quality was good. So I brought my dad. I bought my stuff at around 13:00, went out already and let my father to the bar who asked for the same stuff. Blonde youngGuy with glasses said „we out (at 1pm) but here is that , which is similarly good“ and gave him a pack that looked less than mine and is BRXD. It does the funky sparkly burning and the effect is almost none. What is going on there selling a new customer brx stuff????

Flipping superior. The best havefun shop and the best personnel service ever. Been amazed by a lovely girl at the till that greeted me with "dzień dobry" which is a "good day" in Polish language who explained every single strain they had (they have lots) and a friendly man who explained to me all the rules. Don't forget your id as without it there will be no registration.

Decent weed but very expensive. Menu only on the counter so the line is always very long, prepare for 10 minutes of waiting. Also ridiculous membership for 5€ required. But seriously do something about long ques, maybe put the menu on this bigass TV so people coming to the counter already now what they want... Unless its intentional so people think long que=good shop

Good experience, cool staff, reasonable prices and great weed and I was able to pay with visa. It's a private shop so you need to pay the membership but worth it. Idk why are others angry about this

Their selection has improved again, the bar is open, the pay by card works again, new very friendly guys at the door - this is the way .

I think no bad intentions but der,die,das is The problem isn't it??? Is that a Zoll shop from Germans?! I was given true medicin when I purchased lately, still the using of the c word for Hennep is a racist language?! And I get no true information...what's a struggle.. We need to plant in the forest the be able to filter out the main intoxication of air... Carbon monoxide - toxin + is one substance in our today's world because of human climate change... Because we use animals to create energy

Worst coffeeshop i have been to. Would not recommend. Rude employees and they charge you €5 just to sign up what a scam! And also whats this with the not allowed to use my phone rule? What are you my teacher? In high school? Or what? I will report this place at the local Gemeente for misconduct and hope it will get shut down as a bussiness!!!! Do not go here if you are new to Venlo! Please go to another shop.

I am aware that there are no highly intelligent employees working, but politeness is something that is passed on by parents. Ignorance combined with poor upbringing.

They said they refuse french & belgian people since 30 years but 2 of my belgian friends can enter in the coffeshop, i also saw a review from french people that cames 3 days ago , the security guard got some white powder in the nose and they refuse us just for some ? Coffeshop added to the banned list.

Obsluga przyjemna. Ziólka pyszne - polecem. [edit] Why couldn't I buy more than 1.33g today? What??? because in two bags??? what has changed in the regulations??? somehow there was no problem before. I guess this lady had a problem...

Always nice going there. @crewperson at the counter who complimented my opal necklace, you rock!

Most disrespectful wai to threat marijuana consumers in Europe... The security is asking one for its number... In a system still denying the true benefits of the most natural medicine in all time. Please legalize marijuana everywhere in Europe. And stop the using of the c... Word.. that's the main problem in all conflicts... The wai we addres words together with one another on animal planet Earth

Blond girl is sooo annoying, askej for photos and asked us to stop drinking, get a life girl, if u want the good stuff, walk for 1 minute and go to huzur 33 instead

Nice place friendly People good service and they meet you right at the door with information and how to do realy good experience worth a visit

This is cool place - guy at the door will you welcome, inform you about news and rules. Girls inside are friendly, helpful and quite good informed. Variety of products. As was already said, by the first visit you have to register yourself for 5€ and you can buy approx.4g only but fine, it's their rules - take it or leave it

Been comin to this place for 2 months, trying their stuff. They had only 2 good strains, one is the somango it was proper high for ok price,the other was silver haze it was banging high but very expensive i mean ridiculous price for it.Everything else i tried wasnt good, spongy buds, weak high, weak hash, they had this dense cookies it was weak af 0 effect(probably was cbd strain).

Absolutely dank new Cali strains available, don't miss out! I'm in no way affiliated with this shop, pretty sure they've made far more money on me than vice versa.

the shop is good, I come after 2 years and they still redeem my code, although I don't know the language they help me a lot, it seemed strange that I can't put tobacco in my cigarette and because I'm from Peloponnese !!!HELLAS

Prices are on the high end (no pun intended). Product quality is fair, nothing special. Staff is completely paranoid and makes me feel uncomfortable. One staff lady went ballistic at me because I checked the time on my phone, she called the security guy to kick me out but he didn't because I was smiling. They even don't let you wear headphones inside. Jail is a bit more chill than this place.

The hate in some of the reviews is totally needless. The place is efficient and measures they take shall not be seen as intention to create hassle! In off-peak hours you can have a chilled out time with reasonably priced products.

worst coffeshop ever. 5 euro just to enter and they dont follow their own rules. Also the rules definetly goes against EU laws. I dont understand how is this place open and legal. You can only speak dutch german, and english. You cannot read, cannot even bring in your phone so im supposed to go home leave my phone at home go to the coffeshop buy the thing then go home. They even tell you how fast can you go on the street where they clearly have no jurisdiction. If you dare to use a vaporizer they will kick you out and point to the rules that you cannot use water bongs. Apparetnly they are so stupid they cant tell apart a vaporizer from a bong. They have supreme power over the rules and you have absolutely no rights with the membership. They can do whatever they want and you literally cant do anything. As i said WORST COFFESHOP ever. Alsi i have a feeling what they do is super illegal

Friendly staff, lots of rules which I thought were common sense but clearly not .lol no visa or Mastercard bring cash.

I think this is the worst coffee shop known to man. Comparing to any of those where I’ve ever been, this one is incredibly bad. Even not mentioning their policy of membership (5€ one time payment) this place has their own 42 rules which ruin all vibe and atmosphere. And I want to all of you to be prepared that security is very skeptical and boring, and can even not let you go in if you were there 1 time before the same day.

In order to enter the coffeeshop, you need to register with them and if you decide it's too much hassle, it's easier to wait for my friend outside, then they drive you away yo stand across the street. Overall an uniquely pointless and cold experience. Zero stars should be a possibility. Plenty of good weed elsewhere without these schoolyard games.

Staff: Very nice (Funny and easy going guys and ladies). Foreigners welcomed: Yes (as I am one). Main Product: 9/10 (according to everything I've tried around The Netherlands).

Is not bad but don't have big buds and they need a menu so the clients could see what they want st front. And sure they need more exotic weed cause there's no exotic weed. But it's a nice place nice people.

This guys are going crazy in terms of prices and weight. Some kind of weird 0,6 for 10€ offers, that’s ridiculous. And still they will get their money, because the demand is much higher than the offers on the market in small towns like Venlo. Actually I was pretty happy about this place for like 2 years, but a couple of months ago they started going crazy about the prices and the weight of the stuff. I am not a hater, just a frustrated client who spends pretty a lot on weed, in this specific shop especially. Hope this will change back to what it was, or some other company will open up a shop in Venlo. P.S. Smoke weed everyday.

Good coffeeshop in Venlo - favorite for me. Smaller bags available if you don't want too much. Quality is also nice.

Registration 5€, 1,7g for 25€ and i took one of the strongest type. It looks and taste good but if they call this strong idk whats weak

You need to pay 5€ for member registration and then you all good to go

You have to pay to get in, the weed is super expensive, and they don't let you use your phone at all inside which is weird.

Needs 5 euro membership fee for entry Decent chairs No entertainment Not allowed to use phones while sitting Pinball machines

Truly relaxed place, amazing staff. Easy registration and a variety to choose.. A must visit if your in this area.

The last minute saviour in Venlo, closing time 21.45... the only one till late in town...for the rest... the weed in the intermediate, hashish disaster...but it has two cosy chilling room and the atmosphere it's not so bad, but could be better...

It was my 1st time in a coffeeshop and it was a great experience! Nice and helpfull staff got me sorted perfectly.

You don’t get what you paid for, scales are a mess!!! Paid for 4g but got only 3,2 Next time I take my scale into the shop and when it’s not correct I will call the police for deception! Worst shop ever

today was my sencond time in their shop. great support ! Their recommend was friendly and professional! not my last purchasing

I had to pay €5 to be a member forever which i did not mind, there is multiple choices of weed to select from and the staff at the counter were very helpful on helping me pick what is best for you

According to me and the opinions I've heard, the place is recommended the most in venlo. To make a purchase and stay inside, everyone must register and pay a fee of 5€. Then you go to the window, enter your code (obtained during registration), you can choose from many items and grammages. Don't come too late if you want a lot of choice!!! Then you can order coffee or other drinks and try your purchase, if you need a roll, you can buy them on the spot.

Friendly security, alot to pick from but the down side a very long line that goes across the room, the menu is duck taped on the table and very confusing, u can buy half grams so thats very nice to see cuz i love to try evreything

Good quality weed and wide variety as well, registration fee has its pros and cons, but overall it's probably the best coffeeshop to chill out at. Seen some guys even play chess

Really chill place. All staff was very friendly to me and I dont mind the 5€ you pay to be a member. They are really caring and their products are well worth the money.

Always friendly and from my experience, everybody speaks English. Good selection of cannabis and it is good quality. 100% would recommend.

Nice and cozy place, you need a membership to buy. However it is no obstacle, even as a foreigner. Prices are good for th quality.

Great little cafe, staff were friendly and helpful not sure why others say staff are rude. Weed is of decent quality, prices ok I've paid more for worse , reasonable selection of green too and staff happy to offer suggestions depending on wether you want to get high or baked . Can't comment on the hash as didn't get any.

Cool place. They do have some rules, like no mobile phones and you need to register yourself one time for price of 5€, but other than that very nice selection of greenery and very professional stuff.

Friendly staff, seating and soft drinks or coffee available. Sectioned off smoking area Wheelchair accessible.. can now also use pin to pay

The place is great but i have an idea how about signing the product on the packages or posting the menu online i want to read what i smoke. On the way home I forgot the names

Nice memories, 1st ever coffeshop in the Netherlands, really helpful and nice customer service! They helped me to find the right weed for my bicycle trip. They weed is not superb but has a good descent quality, worth a visit with good vibes

I have to be loyal to my shop, this play i spent the most money HAHA

I like too make register the lady maybe I am in love too diss gorgeous and sweet girl I ever seen.

I went to this coffee shop reading several reviews before and good and bad .... I do not understand why the bad reviews !!!! Nice place with very friendly and happy staff and the weed is very good not amazing, but believe me I try almost all the coffee shop in the Netherlands and it is very good and for the 5 euros registration I find it sweet because i think like i belong to one brotherhood !!!! From a Greek guy

You need to register which costs 5€ before you can do anything in the shop. The sit-down areas are nice and relaxed, you'll also find a pinball machine. The Weed is price and the quality is allright.

Open to new comers. Speaks English, clean environment.

I am stunned this place is still going. I lived in Dusseldorf in 2000 and would visit Venlo most weekends. The membership fee and card entry existed then too. I thought it was a great idea. My fondest memory was buying some Lebanese skuff. It was top bag for people who know their hashish. Incredible.

As every coffik is ok, I recommend it to everyone.

My first coffee shop experience and I loved it! Was so nice and chill, no rush and the guy working the door was very accommodating and cool. Will definitely be back

Great place 5euro registration fee but it's great atmosphere crew is very nice and it's private which is all the better recommended for all who visits Venlo

Very good weed i recomend jamaica or lemon haze

There is another coffeeshop 1 minute away this coffeeshop trys to make u pay 5 euro for a membership so no piont going to this shop

Good weed but on the slightly more expensive side. Everybody is super friendly and you can chill inside. Best coffeeshop in Venlo, the 5€ are worth it.

Nice personal. Fine weed and good people.

Good store great selection of weed. They have over 40 different varieties. Nothing too special. They have you buy a year membership card or Pin so you can purchase product. Without it they won't let you purchase anything. It cost about €5.

Awesome! Great people working here and they speak verry good english so its easy to understand yourself with them!

Verry good stuff and hospitallity personal.all the best

great selection,

Great service, shop staff always willing to help you and give you advice

One of the best shop in Nitherlands. All time hight quality. Workers very driendly and recomended good staf) Thanks

Most of the weed is good. Especially the new White Widow. Only some strange rules is why I don't like to go there. Prices are also at the Top level. And the Mac amount you can buy is 4,2 grams while in every other shop it's 5 grams. I wish I could check sometimes the weight of every bag. They sell prepacked (is a good thing), in €5, €10, €15 and €25. The difference is the amount inside. Some are €10 for a gram. Some are €10 for 0,6 gram (most Haze varieties). It's mostly clean, problem is very often the parking. Also are the lines by far to long. Especially, now during the covid-19 crisis, you need to wait outside. In rain and cold weather.

Nice staff with nice ambiance and they have so many selections of 'you know what I mean'

I would give five star for a service, five star for a quality one minus no smoking inside during covid-19 :( 100% recommended. Wife happy me happy...

I have been a regular customer for 5 years. Now they are cheating more often than usual. Poor quality, missing weight and not friendly new stuff arguing (lady) when you note that you have more wood then weed in a bag. (sic!) some time ago it was pleasure to go there. No point to waste time and money anymore.

Most wonderful place where u can take rest and peace. High quality products, always happy and really awesome employees. I even receive a Christmas gift.

Sellers cheating. Be careful, when u want to buy something good, for example: Mango Haze (15€/1gr.) , instead they give you Silver Haze ( 10€/1gr.). So people when they taking out of the box , always look from wich box they picking up you order. And you need to pay 5€, registration fee ((((

A place where yo can stay from 1 minute to 3 hours and feel comfortable every single minute.

A good variety of choices, there are drinks, papers filters anything you would need. The workers were quite friendly. But the customers need to register in order to be able to enter the shop, its a very basic and fast process, ID and a signature, they take a picture of you and they give you a rules list and a number to use each time you come. Customers are also not allowed to use their phones inside the shop. Its probably 10-15 mins (by foot) from the central station. Would recommend!

the one who says that this work is good is bribed It is the worst herb I've ever smoked in my life, worse than the dishonest diller of the worst quality grass in the whole of the Netherlands. chemistry. I know what I'm talking about. I'm a marijuana connoisseur and I have experience throughout the Netherlands

Nice, good one. Great vending machines. Well, you can burn bongo. Perfect.

Good place without mess. Sometimes hard to finding place in smoking room.

Nice people, good place. But! The pot is expensive and the quality is low. You need to have a membership, which is 5€ one time.

High prices, weird and uncomfortable rules. Highly recommended if you want to feel like a criminal in spite of being in country, where weed is legal.

Perfect people and nice location , always frendly staff and qood choice of magiczny artefakt , polecam na stress to miejsce

Nice shop and quality but the house rules are ridiculous. It surely still feels like you are doing something bad and illegal due to restrictions in quantity and membership card. Plus I never got my gratis joint that was promised to me in the beginning. I

Quite nice place, with cheap drinks and good weed. But you have to register, registration is 5e. I honestly didn't like that but all in all good place to smoke up and hang.

nothing but a tourist rip off. not a single strain on the menu is what it seems to be.

A friend of my got banned nonsense. See so many people making trouble there and they only got a warning. My friend get suspended instantly. UNFRIENDLY!!

Costumer since six years and invest much money into it. There are people that have an behavioral like an alkoholic, make stress and means he get an reserved chair. This situation was watching for years without any suspension. Than I have a mistake with the security, it's just he talked privat stuff to other people like me and I told him in german that he please talk somethings like that to me not to other people's and this should be my right I think. Than on the other day I just make an psss emotion myself but just smiling so it should be clear it was just a joke, but the security feels bordered and that he telling me and I apologize instantly that he is feeling it this way. And than I get suspended. Sorry I didn't make trouble or problems in other way and was a loyal and friendly costumer. So the only thing I wanna say, at this point I a have to say they don't handle they costumers fair. A warning is complete enough in this situation, but this isn't fair so I give my experience. Maybe the ruler just thinking about her decision and see what I mean this would be only fair and affect my experience and so my review.

The best coffee shop in Venlo. Very high quality marijuana, but a tiny little but more expensive than the average, which is okay for what you're getting. Friendly staff. The atmosphere is nice and people are pretty open. Serves hot and soft drinks.

Ich muss Mich den meisten leuten anschließen, quali mies preise zu hoch, Wenn ihr top weed wollt fahrt mach nijmegen da bekommt ihr was für euer geld!!geht und Jamaica und Holt euch strawberry kush mega brutal und auch von preis top...

Hallo liebe mitarbeiter, warum siebt ihr die Budds ab? 10€ für 1g Withe widow und es sind einfach keine THC kristalle drauf! Beim kuch für 12,50, waren noch welche drauf aber nicht sehr viel, mit normal weed nicht vergleichbar Schlecht!!!!! Leute schaut euch an was die euch andrehen wollen!!!!!!!!

je nach Laune der Damen, bekommst du mal was gutes oder was schlechtes, 15 bis 16 € für ein Gramm Mittelmäsiges Weed>(4/10) ist ein No Go!(abzocke), im Winter ist die Qualität wirklich beschissen. Leider ist die Nachfrage größer als das Angebot, desshalb kann der Glatzköpfige Millionär sich das auch weiter hin erlauben und die jungen läute abzocken. Huzur Weed wurde über die Jahre immer besser und besser und ist wirklich nicht mehr so schlecht(6/10) wie es der Ruf verspricht(preis/Leistung)(OK).

Ich war jez schon ein paar mal dort, würde aber gerne mehr Shops kennen lernen. An sich war es ganz in Ordnung, muss aber sagen das es ein wenig überteuert ist. Qualität war auch in Ordnung.

Also hört nicht was die anderen schreiben bin seit 20 Jahre Stamm Kunde die Qualität sinkt und steigt es kommt halt auf die Ernte an mal ist das Jahr gut zum Anbau mal schlecht die können nur das verkaufen was sie selber bekommen meistens ist die Qualität gut die Leute sind freundlich Mann wird gut bedient nach dem Anstrich ist es auch wieder gemütlich geworden . den Leuten die die Qualität nicht gut finden euch zwingt keiner ins nopes zu gehen geht in andere Shops nur in Venlo ist nopes nun mal der beste laden

Die Qualität sinkt, die Preise steigen, bin jahre lang Kunde im Noppes, aber so eine Quali wie die letzte zeit, ist nicht mehr feierlich. Ich hoffe das es nicht noch gestreckt ist, weil pech schwarze asche ist nicht normal! Und sowas in einen Coffeeshop, naja Huzur ist noch viel schlechter! Trotzdem finde ich es scheiße, die reise nach Venlos lohnt nicht mehr, selbst auf der Strasse bekommt ma die selbe Qualität, zu kleineren Preisen. Noppes bitte werdet wieder wie vor dem scheiß Wietpass!! Seit dem werdet ihr immer schlechter, und einen besuch überlege ich mir nächstes mal besser.

Das Zeug übertrieben schlecht die Preise unverschämt. Für 50 Euro bekommt man 3,5 Gramm Haze. Ein bisschen mehr Streckmittel und man kann es gar nicht mehr rauchen. Asozial dort die Verhältnisse. Man darf es nicht riechen , öffnen verpflichtet zum Kauf. Erbärmlich das die es bereits abgepackt verkaufen. Das denen die Bude eingerannt wird unglaublich. Eine Unverschämtheit wie die Touristen hier ausgenommen werden. Die Parkplätze kosten 4 Euro die Stunde. Wer zu spät kommt , erhält ein 60 Euro knöllchen. Ich kann diesen Laden auf keinen Fall weiter empfehlen.

Die Qualität ist hier ganz gut, das Personal auch sehr freundlich und hilfsbereit, aber das System ist komplett scheiße. Man braucht eine sogenannte Member Card, die 5euro kostet. Ohne die kommt man gar nicht rein da man sie mit dem Ausweis zusammen schon beim Eingang in den Shop kontrolliert. Außerdem macht man auch ein Foto vom Geisicht und somit bleibt dein Gesicht im System. Ist ja alle schön und gut, aber ich persönlich möchte z.B nicht dass jemand in einem Coffeshop in Venlo mein Gesicht im System hätte. Ansonsten habe war da alles gut :)