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Smokey
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Rembrandtplein 24, Amsterdam (Amsterdam-Centrum)
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Coffeeshop info

  • Monday 10:00 - 01:00
    Tuesday 10:00 - 01:00
    Wednesday 10:00 - 01:00
    Thursday 10:00 - 01:00
    Friday 09:00 - 01:00
    Saturday 09:00 - 01:00
    Sunday 09:00 - 01:00
  • It is unknown if and when this coffeeshop will be selling controlled, state regulated cannabis. For more information, check out the 'state regulated cannabis' page.
  • http://www.smokey.nl/
  • +31 20 623 7244

Reviews

Ryland - 3 weeks ago

My wife is so loyal to this coffee shop. It is right in the hub of the town, so it gets a lot of attraction - however even being busy, it has a great atmosphere and environment. There is an option to order food and drinks (and sit down) and in the back is a nice Smokey room where you can relax, sit back, and puff on a J

Barbara Grgic - 1 month ago

Great place, great staff! Crowded but relaxing place... Love it, coming back every time.

Jonny Walsh - 1 month ago

Spent some time there in the last few days Best coffee n a smoking cafe Iv ever had and it’s a great vibe great music Love this place

Craig Eaton - 3 months ago

By far the best CoffeeShop I've been to in Amsterdam. The staff were nice and friendly, the mood was so chill. Great place for first timers too

Tomasz Wawrzynowicz - 3 months ago

Everything for 20 eur. Okay so may think what a rip-off! But! You get your goodies in a cool container (thanks for the souvenir guys!). Staff working there is very informative as also friendly, also thanks for the papers&tips :)))

Jenny Baker - 3 months ago

Very cool inside. Great fruity Smoothies. Very good customer service. Will definitely return.

Mr Oranje - 4 months ago

My first ever coffeeshop. Rated somewhere in the middle top of Amsterdam Coffeeshops rated. Bring back the pool tables!!! One of the more pricier coffeeshops.

Samo Hades American pitbull terrier Hades - 5 months ago

The place is beautiful and wonderful, there are many tourists

Luis Alberto Vivas - 7 months ago

If you are are looking for a marijuana brownie. This place has the best one. If it's your first time. Eat a little bit. It's strong.

Alen Msk - 7 months ago

Located in one of the night life centres in Amsterdam, this coffeeshop offers a nice variety of what you need. Good music, friendly staff, even ID control at the entrances, which is a positive fact in my opinion. They did not serve alcoholic beverages! I’m not sure if that’s a policy or it was only a one time thing. Totally recommended!

Banafsheh Khani - 7 months ago

great coffee shop! I found the design of the place really cool and the staff were friendly.

Saurabh Ray - 7 months ago

A cool coffeeshop right in the middle of Amsterdam. Super busy almost all the time. But has some great staff, coffees and you know what else. Worth the wait if one needs to. Although, it is a little too mainstream and not a very quiet one. I loved it, nonetheless.

stacey hayden - 7 months ago

Jessi at the door was so nice .great place great vibe love sitting outside watching the world go by

Marcin Morawski - 8 months ago

I was a bit sceptical of this place at the beginning because of the location. But surprisingly music was nice (some boiler room stuff or awakenings) and their Buddha Cheese won the day!

Ortal Bakalash - 8 months ago

Best choco in Amsterdam! Good mood and kind staff! A bit expensive but worth it.

Dominik Gauk - 8 months ago

Great atmosphere, prices are arround the same as everywhere else. Big variety of products. It is also possible to sit and smoke inside.

MΛNU - 9 months ago

Really nice atmosphere, nice drinks and juices, friendly employees and a good place to come to and vibe. Came here with friends, I don't smoke so it was kind of too much smoke in there but at least the doors were open. Nice music.

יותם נמר - 1 year ago

Cool place in a young atmosphere I will return there many more times for sure

Jochem de Maa - 1 year ago

Very busy, but has a cozy atmosphere and the people are willing to help. Toilets have an entrance fee, otherwise it'd be a 5 star place.

Marti “Maddy” Lang - 1 year ago

Best coffeeshop at the rembrandtplein. I go there every time i visit Amsterdam, just for the good amnesia haze and coffee

Mariella-ella - 1 year ago

This place is lit. One of the best coffeeshops I’ve been to in Amsterdam. Playing awesome techno music

גיא שזר - 1 year ago

Great place , excellent service, fair prices, and above all great stuff

Asadullah Ajab Khan (New Life) - 1 year ago

One of the best cafes, worth a visit if you are in Amsterdam.

Auctor137 - 1 year ago

Very nice shop with chilling music! The nachos with cheese are awesome and you have to order them, best we had in a long time! Sometimes the loudness of the music changed and the air conditioning was very cold at some place

Cristina P. - 1 year ago

Loved it, we keep conning back

ניר מועלם - 1 year ago

Great for the first day on a good and fast service trip and there is outdoor seating

Eli Arama - 1 year ago

Good price & weed check the pineapple haze Good vibes with music inside as well

Ricardo Acuña - 1 year ago

Very expensive, low quality and you need to pay for going to the toilet. Terrible experience.

Ma eva - 1 year ago

This place is a tourist trap. It is super dirty. They barely clean your table when you arrive. Everything is super expensive and you also need to pay for the toilets 1 euro. If you don't have cash to pay upfront for the toilets, the old lady you need to wait in line at the bar to pay by card as she refuses to let you go and then you pay. She is super rude. The waiters, one of them smokes cigarettes while serving clients. What a shame and a dirty place to avoid!

Ed VD Burg - 1 year ago

Worst shop ever. Doubt most positive comments are real as the service is bad without doubt. The bouncers as can be seen in other comments are way out of line.

Serda Balta - 1 year ago

I love here , bohemian and good music and sweet place

Scott Carey - 1 year ago

Though I went there for just a quick charge on my then-dead phone, as I had just come from London and had arranged a rendezvous at Rembrandt Square, with a friend who'd come to Amsterdam the day before, all I had time to "absorb" was the great coffee and equaly great music on the jukebox (didn't have time to pay attention where it came from), as well as the mandatory smoke puffed away by other patrons. :-)

Coffee n’ Peanuts - 2 years ago

This cafe is got to be one of the best on price and selection! After a long walk through the city to find these flashing lights Smokey, it said. I said to my self why yes! I shall:) Nice mixed rolled, moon rocks, fire crackers and flowers. Nice shop great local!

Wayne Beale - 2 years ago

This cafe is got to be one of the best on price and selection! After a long walk through the city to find these flashing lights Smokey, it said. I said to my self why yes! I shall:) Nice mixed rolled, moon rocks, fire crackers and flowers. Nice shop great local!

Annetta Xavier - 2 years ago

Drinks like coffee or milk shakes are good . Weeds makes it more colorful and high. World is amazing with grass and terrible without them.

Andreas Wimmler - 2 years ago

the nice coffee with a special relaxed atmosphere is always a good place for a relaxed coffee and chill out. in summer you can sit outside. the coffee/shop itself is quite large and comfortable. the service is good and friendly. the quality of the products is very good. the prices are common for Amsterdam.

Marcin Szalek - 2 years ago

Nice place, good shakes but service is not do good. Starting from that we had to wait for 30mins to get the waitress to our table and finishing at point when we got cheated by the gentleman who sold us 0.8g of moonrock instead of a gram for 35euros. If you are reading this young man with long face I forgive you ;)

Denis Laurent Paris - 2 years ago

My go-to spot when in Amsterdam. The atmosphere and vibe is awesome and the music is amazing. Friendly service and strong smoke. The milk shakes are insanely good. Highly recommend.

Chillonthe Hill - 2 years ago

Really nice products. I liked a lot the casablanca. It was good that it was possible to sit outside and chill as well in the shisha bar next to it as one friend of us was more into shishas.

Ogis Kushas - 2 years ago

Atmosphere is awesome. Weed is strong, music is amazing. Definetly coming again

Bruce Lee - 2 years ago

Awesome easy going great service

Alex Gubala - 2 years ago

in love with this place. Super friendly and delicious milkshake

James Hoskin - 2 years ago

Good competitive prices, really chilled atmosphere, friendly happy staff.

Shak Tech Reviews - 2 years ago

Very cozy place, big choice of herbs to try. Great location right on the remembrance plaza in front of Escape club.

Atticus Hopper - 3 years ago

Over 10 years ago - Bachelor Party - group of Americans men visited your establishment several times over a weekend. Remember us? No? What's that? You get tons of Americans visiting all the time and ten years is a long time ago. Okay, sure. But! We remember you and we remember you very fondly. We were so young and full of adventure. If we visited you again - perhaps we can feel that way again. Memories are dreams painted with brighter colours than what reality provides. We lost our youth. We spent it like currency throughout your beautiful city. Any chance we can get some of it back, please? But Smokey Coffeeshop - you have a great place there so you get 5 stars from me.

Umberto Frisoni - 3 years ago

Best topping for milkshake. Didn't serve nachos after midnight.. I tried to order it... :'( . But in the end my experience was very nice. It's a good place to stay high ;).

Kirsty Rixon - 3 years ago

First coffee shop we visited here ... nice music, relaxed feel .. bit of a piss take having to pay to use the loo though. Seeing as you're paying over the top prices for coffee and soft drinks at least let the toilet be free to use ! Overall it was an ok place to smoke and relax for a bit ⭐

Momenah Tokhi - 3 years ago

This was the first coffee shop I visited in Amsterdam. We passed by it and the lit up sign was cliché in a cute way. Inside it reminds me of Bob Marley stoner meets dive bar. It’s really chill, dim lit, and has colorful string lights on the ceiling. There’s a cool vending machine that has snacks and lighters, etc. They also sell pipes which is really nice. The staff was pretty friendly and the music was cool.

Arvind Yerram - 3 years ago

As is with any coffeeshop in Amsterdam, this is a smoking joint. We get our joints in many forms - raw, smoke, cookies, brownies. The smell of the shop itself will give us a high. The shop is well decorated and the music is also good. Surprising is, even though people are high, they are well behaved.

Transport 4 Nederland - 3 years ago

I am impressed about this amazing place. It is a nice atmosphere. I am not a smoker but I have invited one of my friends who is living abroad and never seen such Freedom

Sharon Dreezens - 3 years ago

My husband and I were nervous to try this place. Once inside it was very smokey, so we sat at the tables outside. We bought a ready rolled joint .It was very nice and relaxing watching people in the street. Staff are very nice and service is good. A mixture of young and old come here. We will come back again to this place.

Daniele Loreto - 3 years ago

We tried muffins, they didn't had any effects and they are very expensive. I would suggest to go in others smaller coffee shops

Derek Towson - 3 years ago

I loved visiting this place. Pre rolled joints for cheap. Outdoor seating with waitress service. Definitely a 5/5 and will go again if I'm ever in Amsterdam again.

Jorge - 3 years ago

Excellent as always. Very good quality products. Great service.

Perry McGowan - 3 years ago

Was a nice bar to go into and reasonable prices for Amsterdam, however they should make it clearer they do no sell alcohol. As i ordered and was served a beer only at the end to find out it was non alcoholic. Priced the same as a standard beer, if i knew it was non alcoholic i would have ordered a different drink.

Jon Skewes - 3 years ago

Super coop.low key place. The environment waa definitely more hipster hang out type environment. It's a darker establishment. The place plays really good music and serves alcohol as well as other products. Make sure you have some coins on you cause the restroom is .50 euros to use.

Mark Elmes - 6 years ago

Wasn't a bad coffee shop, rather large with outdoor seating, air-con, nice bar, loud music - a good place to go if you like that atmosphere - I prefer the chilled vibe of other coffee shops I went to, rather than the loud 'British pub' sorta vibe I experienced here. However, I would still recommend the place as it was good, not too expensive.

Kamil Zapalski - 6 years ago

We've been there again last week, and they fcked up brownies! Before they were much much better. "new" version of brownie was mouldy 2 days after we get back home. It doesn't taste so good either, even when eaten at the place. Previous was one of best brownies ever, now it's 1/10. Just because of great Lemon Haze (btw very expensive) there are 2 stars istead of 1. We will look for other place next time in Amsterdam.

Alan H - 6 years ago

Fun place on a Sunday afternoon. Not busy at all and pretty fast service. Kind if feel like on display in back glass room but nice overall.

Zaren - 6 years ago

Nice mellow place to stop at and relax. Has outdoor seating, providing a good spot to people watch. It is in the middle of a busy spot

Andreea Schrik - 6 years ago

Unbelievable that you have to buy above two grams first of all and than you get skunk the most cheep bad quality weed in place of haze! I definitely don't recomanted! Very tricky services!

Jamie Herbert - 6 years ago

Friendly staff, good selection, and one of the few coffeeshops that sell alcohol aswell

Jeevan TM - 6 years ago

We didn't buy weed here but entered the dance floor being high. Its a small floor and the service and music was OK OK but if you are visiting with a group of friends then you would not regret and its placed in a good location.

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